Spring Movie Guide 2018

March 23

Pacific Rim Uprising

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Jake Pentecost, son of Stacker Pentecost, reunites with Mako Mori to lead a new generation of Jaeger pilots, including rival Lambert and 15-year-old hacker Amara, against a new Kaiju threat.

Giant robots fighting giant monsters, what is there not to like?

March 30

Ready Player One

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When the creator of a virtual reality world called the OASIS dies, he releases a video in which he challenges all OASIS users to find his Easter Egg, which will give the finder his fortune.

A movie about Easter Eggs is so chock full of Easter Eggs, it seems this movie is going to have the longest “10 Easter Eggs Missed” videos of all time.

April 6

A Quiet Place

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A family lives an isolated existence in utter silence, for fear of an unknown threat that follows and attacks at any sound.

A new kind of apocalypse. Not zombies, or robots, or aliens, but…hyper-hearing monsters?

April 13

Don’t leave the house! It’s Friday the 13th! If you go to the movies, the projector will break…or something.

April 20

Rampage

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Davis Okoye and his bestfriend white gorilla fight monsters in a big city.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars in a videogame movie based on a PlayStation game. Maybe this will break the elusive videogame movie curse!

April 27

Avengers: Infinity War

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The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.

The culmination of all things Marvel in the past 10 years! You can’t NOT watch this!

May 4

Remember, Avengers isn’t on May 4th anymore. So celebrate National Star Wars day by watching Empire Strikes Back again, so that you can remember Lando Calrissian before seeing him in the new Solo film.

May 11

No one wanted to challenge Avengers, Deadpool, and Star Wars. So no major movies are coming out this week.

May 18

Deadpool 2

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After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

How are you not going to go see this?

May 25

Solo: A Star Wars Story

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During an adventure into a dark criminal underworld, Han Solo meets his future copilot Chewbacca and encounters Lando Calrissian years before joining the Rebellion.

Young Han Solo meets young Lando Calrissian and his Wookie friend Chewbacca, getting his Millenium Falcon in the process.

June 1

Again, no one wants to challenge the blockbuster powerhouse that is May

June 8

Oceans 8

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Debbie Ocean gathers a crew to attempt an impossible heist at New York City’s yearly Met Gala

Sequel to the Oceans 11, starring Danny Oceans wife. Luckily, this isn’t a childhood movie, so no one can say that an all female reboot is going to “ruin their childhood.”

June 15

Incredibles 2

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Bob Parr (Mr. Incredible) is left to care for Jack-Jack while Helen (Elastigirl) is out saving the world.

One of my favorite superhero movies, and my favorite superhero family, comes back for a sequel. Who isn’t excited about this movie?

What film are you most excited for? Let us know in the comments below!

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