Summer Movie Guide 2019

There are some really exciting movies coming out this summer, and some that I really couldn’t care less about. But here are the movies I would pick every weekend for the entirety of summer.

June 28

Yesterday

A struggling musician realizes he’s the only person on Earth who can remember The Beatles after waking up in an alternate timeline where they never existed.

There is a weird string of music-focused movies lately. So far they seem to be really good movies, but why are they all coming out at the same time?

July 5

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Following the events of Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man must step up to take on new threats in a world that has changed forever.

Let’s see what the MCU starts with, in their first movie after “The Infinity Saga.” Homecoming was one of the best Spider-Man movies yet, so I’m excited to see how this Peter Parker bounces off of Fury, Nicholas J.

July 12

Stuber

A detective recruits his Uber driver into an unexpected night of adventure.

Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani. I can’t say whether or not this movie will be good, but there’s no way it won’t be hilarious.

July 19

The Lion King

After the murder of his father, a young lion prince flees his kingdom only to learn the true meaning of responsibility and bravery.

The only Disney Live Action Reboot I’ve cared about so far, and no part of it is Live Action. The cast alone should get you interested.

July 26

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

A faded television actor and his stunt double strive to achieve fame and success in the film industry during the final years of Hollywood’s Golden Age in 1969 Los Angeles. .

A new Quentin Tarantino film with Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sign me up!

August 2

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Lawman Luke Hobbs and outcast Deckard Shaw form an unlikely alliance when a cyber-genetically enhanced villain threatens the future of humanity.

Cyber-genetically enhanced villain? I thought these movies were about underground racing? When did it switch?

August 9

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

Dora, a teenage explorer, leads her friends on an adventure to save her parents and solve the mystery behind a lost city of gold.

Take Your Niece to the Movies Day!

August 16

Good Boys

Three sixth grade boys ditch school and embark on an epic journey while carrying accidentally stolen drugs, being hunted by teenage girls, and trying to make their way home in time for a long-awaited party.

Better worth your money than Angry Birds 2. Hopefully.

August 23

Angel Has Fallen

Secret Service Agent Mike Banning is framed for the attempted assassination of the President and must evade his own agency and the FBI as he tries to uncover the real threat.

Olympus Has Fallen was the same as White House Down, but then London Has Fallen made it a franchise. While I enjoy them, this can be the last movie of the franchise. It’s fine.

August 30

Playmobil: The Movie

Animated feature film inspired by the Playmobil brand toys.

Cut to grandmas buying the wrong “Lego Movie” because this one is in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart.

September 6

It Chapter Two

Twenty-seven years after their first encounter with the terrifying Pennywise, the Losers Club have grown up and moved away, until a devastating phone call brings them back.

I got tricked into watching the first one, but man it was good. I don’t know how this isn’t a guarantee, or why it’s not coming out closer to Halloween.

September 13

The Goldfinch

A boy in New York is taken in by a wealthy Upper East Side family after his mother is killed in a bombing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

This feels like Oscar bait, if you’re into that kind of thing.

September 20

Rambo: Last Blood

Rambo must confront his past and unearth his ruthless combat skills to exact revenge in a final mission. A deadly journey of vengeance, RAMBO: LAST BLOOD marks the last chapter of the legendary series.

Full finale to Rambo, like Stallone did recently with Rocky. Full on popcorn movie, lets go!

What movie are you most excited for? Let us know in the comments below!

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